Three layers of square

These are some seriously exotic treats.

From that far away land called Canada.

Nanaimo is a small city (city, lol) on the south part of Vancouver Island. As a place, it's a bit of a crap hole. It's got a cute little downtown harbour, and backs onto a large temperate forest, but it's also got pulp mills. You do not want to ever wake up to that smell. A musician friend of mine from Nanaimo would always play a cover of "Dirty Old Town" by the Pogues while he was on the road because it reminded him of home.

Really, the only claim to fame of this odd little place is a dessert created by a woman who lived there. And it's become such a part of the food culture of Canada that these are ever present at holiday dinners. Every xmas spread has at least one plate of these. Thanksgiving too. Easter, even.

And everyone has their own special little variation. This is mine. It's the best one. Is too.

Nanaimo Bars

Layer 1

• 1/2 c butter
• 1/4 c sugar
• 1/3 c cocoa
• 1 egg
• 2 c graham cracker crumbs
• 1-1/2 c unsweetened coconut (I prefer shredded for the texture)
• 1 tsp vanilla

Layer 2

• 1/4 c butter (unsalted, has to be)
• 2-1/2 tbsp Bird's custard powder (more on that later)
• 3 tbsp cream
• 1 tsp vanilla
• 2 c icing sugar

Layer 3

• 4 oz bittersweet chocolate
• 1 tbsp butter

Yes, it's a lot of stuff, and a lot of layers, but each one has to spend time chilling in the fridge, so you can do them piecemeal, adding the next layer whenever you get a few minutes to spend on them. I suspect that's why they're such a holiday thing.

The base:

Melt the butter in a medium sized pot. Mix the sugar and cocoa together.

You don't have to do that; you could dump them in individually, but I find that the sugar crystals help to break up the clumps in the cocoa.

Whisk these together, and then break the egg into a small bowl, and whisk it. With the pot over low heat, whisk as you slowly pour the beaten egg into the cocoa mixture. Whisk, whisk, whisk.

You don't want to cook the egg, just get it to set, like in a custard. Keep whisking for a few minutes until it thickens. Beautiful, glossy, dark, chocolately stuff.

Once it looks like that, take it off the heat and dump in the crumbs, the coconut, and the vanilla. You'll need a spoon to stir this part. You'll also be able to find any chunks of graham cracker that didn't get busted up in the food processor.

It will be crumbly, but it will stick together in large clumps.

Press it into a 9x9 pan, buttered and lined with an overhang of parchment (you'll need that to help get them out). You want this part evenly distributed and well packed. Hands are the only way to do it.

Now, cover the pan and put it in the fridge.

Find something else to do for an hour.

Yes, an hour.

I'm sure you can find some means of entertaining yourself. I mean, it's not like you have to set a timer or anything, just make sure that it's firm before you spread on the next layer.

The filling:

It has to be unsalted butter (no salt, seriously) that is room temperature soft. Whip it up in a bowl for a few minutes.

Then add the cream, the vanilla, and the custard powder.

If you don't know what custard powder is, you will need to learn. I've seen recipes that say you can substitute vanilla pudding powder here, but you can't. No. You will have to go find some Bird's. It's in every grocery store I've ever been to in Canada, but if you can't find it in yours, you may have to look for an English import store. It is a UK thing, limey as limes, and it makes the tastiest non-Newtonian fluid around.

It also gives the middle it's characteristic soft buttery colour.

Add the 2 cups of icing sugar about 1/3 of a cup at a time, beating it well after every addition.

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At the end you want something firm enough to hold its shape, but soft enough to spread around.

All your base are covered in frosting.

And then back in the fridge it goes.

Seriously, you could take a week to make this and it wouldn't know the difference.

Once the middle is firm, usually only half an hour later, start the topping.

The chocolate:

Get a small pot of water up to a simmer and put the chocolate and butter into a small bowl. Bowl, meet pot. You, stir.

mmmm... chocolate.

Pour it onto the creamy filling and spread it around.

Fridge!

But only for about 15 minutes. For this one, you should set a timer. You want the chocolate set enough that you can cut it, but not hard enough that it will break when you try. My way of telling: you can touch it gently and not leave a fingerprint, but press on it and make one.

With a very thin sharp knife, cut it into squares. Wipe off the knife after each cut.

Yes, I just cut the contents of a 9x9 pan into 30 pieces. These things are rich and when they're small you can eat more of them.

Let them firm up completely before you try prying them out of the pan. The parchment helps.

Artfully arranged on a platter, or left in the pan with a fork for self-service, these things will disappear fast and everyone will complain that you're trying to kill them with rich delicious sweetness. Yes, the filling of these is basically half an inch of thick buttercream icing, but no one held you down and forced 7 of them into your mouth.

What's your favourite layered dessert?

One Handed Meals

I have 3 assignments and 2 lab reports due on Thursday. I am doing homework no matter what I'm doing or where I am. Including eating dinner. So, I needed something I could eat with one hand.

Breakfast Burrito

• a handfull of small potatoes
• 1 egg
• a bit of onion
• some jalapeno
• cheese
• bacon!
• bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
• bacon fat
• a tortilla
• some salsa

So, there are 2 eggs in the picture, but I cooked only one. The key to being able to roll a burrito is the filling. Don't use too much filling.

Preheat the oven to 425.

Chop the little taters into tiny bits. Put them on a baking sheet and rub peanut oil all over them. You want barely enough oil to cover them in a thin layer. Pour about a teaspoon in the palm of your hand and start with that.

That weird line on the left of the picture is actually peanut oil. Action shots are not always ftw.

Pop the tiny taters in the oven. They take about 10 minutes when they're this size and they'll come out lovely and golden because of the peanut oil.

Chop the onion, the bacon, and the jalapeno, and grate the cheese.

If you don't have bacon in the freezer already cooked... dude, seriously, cook bacon on the weekend just for fun and put it in the freezer; your house will smell like bacon.

Heat a bit of bacon fat (see, this is what precooking gets you, bacon fat to use at your leisure) in a pan and sautee the onions and jalapenos for a couple minutes.

Crack in the egg, and give it a stir. No, you don't need to beat it in a bowl first. Sure, you could, but then you'd have a dirty bowl.

Stir the egg, onion and jalapeno around for a few minutes until the eggs are set. Sprinkle on the bacon and cheese, and cover the pan with the tortilla.

This does two things: it steams the tortilla to soften it a bit, and it keeps the heat in to melt the cheese. Clever, no?

Your tiny taters should be just done by now.

Slide the bacon and cheese covered eggs onto the softened tortilla and top them with the taters. A tablespoon of spicy salsa removes the need for additional hot sauce.

Roll the side of the tortilla closest to you over the innards,

Fold in the sides,

And roll it into a one handed meal.

What's your eat-as-you-work meal?