Toffee Popcorn... AKA Crack

Yes, people have described this popcorn as being like crack.  Not in the "it will ruin your life" kind of way, but in the "once you try it you’ll keep going back for more" kind of way.  At least, I hope that's what they meant.  I started making this popcorn a couple years before we left Utah.  It quickly became an annual holiday tradition which people raved about and even eagerly anticipated.  Last year we were in Massachusetts and I didn’t make it.  I wasn’t really prepared, I guess.  Well, we had just sold all of our belongings for our big move and had barely gotten started on replacing them all.  To be honest, a popcorn popper wasn’t high on the list of things to buy for the kitchen at that point.  Well, now that we’re mostly settled and know more than like two people here in Virginia, it was time to bring the popcorn back. 

Here’s what you’ll need:

• ¾ cup butter (1 ½ sticks)
• 1 ½ cups sugar
• 1 Tablespoon molasses
• ½ cup brown rice syrup (or corn syrup)
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• ¼ teaspoon baking soda
• 1 cup unpopped popcorn

As I mentioned, there are a couple pieces of special equipment needed for this project.  One is a popcorn popper (I think an air popper works best) and the other is a very large pan.  Personally, I like a big, cheap, nonstick roasting pan.

A pan like that can be surprisingly hard to find, so I’ll make it easy on you and just post a link to the one I got from Amazon.  It’s really handy to have a pair of them, btw.  Now, take said pan, and butter it along with a long handled, silicone spatula. 

Now let’s talk popcorn for a minute.  I’ve tried lots of different brands and varieties of popcorn.  Hands down, the best option for this particular use is White Cat Corn.  It pops up big and fluffy and really, it’s just popcorn perfection.  You can get it from Sur La Table.  I ordered mine off of their website.  Or, if you happen to have a Home Goods nearby, you can sometimes get it there for half the price.  I’ll pay the extra money to not have to fight Christmas crowds, though. 

Ok, now that I’ve totally pimped a bunch of stuff I get absolutely no kickback for, why don’t we start on the actual food making part.  Preheat  your oven to 250°, then start on popping the corn.  This was my first time using the new popper, so I was kind of excited.  Not that it’s anything special.  An air popper is basically just a glorified hair dryer with a chute, but so much more fun. 

They can create a bit of a mess as you near the end of the kernels.  Popcorn kind of starts flying everywhere. 

In my opinion, that’s just part of charm of an air popper.  Besides, Otto was more than happy to take care of any that landed on the floor for me.

By the way, most machines have a limit of ½ cup of kernels, so you’ll probably have to do it in 2 batches with a few minutes of cool down time in the middle.  When the popcorn has cooled, go ahead and pour it into the buttered roasting pan.  Now it’s time for the toffee part.  Place your butter in a pan over medium-ish heat and allow it to melt. 

When it’s completely melted, add the sugar, molasses, syrup, and salt.  (If you prefer, you can use 1 ½ cups brown sugar in lieu of the sugar and molasses.)   

Stir all that together and continue to stir constantly as the mixture heats.  You’ll have a bit of an oil slick on top, but don’t worry about that. 

Once the mixture reaches a boil, that will sort itself out.  At this point, pop on a lid for 2 minutes. 

During that time, wash your spoon or get a clean one out.  When you remove the lid the mixture will look something like this. 

Allow it to cook, undisturbed, for 2 – 3 more minutes.  When you start to see the color change, remove it from the heat and add the vanilla and baking soda.  It’ll get mad and sputter at you, but just stir them in quickly. 

Immediately pour the mixture over the popcorn.  Don’t scrape the pan clean, just set it aside. 

With your long handled spatula, gently stir the popcorn around so that the syrup is somewhat spread about.  Be very careful, you are dealing with molten sugar, basically, so it’s extremely hot.   

Don’t worry about it being perfect at this point.  You’ll think there’s no way that’s enough toffee for the whole pan, and how on earth are you supposed to get them all coated. 

Don’t fret, just pop the pan into the oven.  Now, go back to your saucepan and scrape any remaining toffee into a puddle on a piece of foil.  It’ll be a bonus treat for later.  After the popcorn has been in the oven for 20 minutes, pull it out for another stir.  There will be little puddles of toffee mixture that have dripped down onto the pan.  You want to get as much of that as you can up onto the popcorn. 

Repeat this process twice more, for a total of 1 hour of oven time and 4 stirs.  During that time, it will morph from messy popcorn with globs of toffee, to gorgeous toffee popcorn goodness. 

Oh, and be prepared for your entire house to smell absolutely amazing.  Split the hot popcorn into two pans so that it can cool.  Try not to burn yourself while snitching a sample.  Seriously, resistance is futile, so just remember it’s hot and use caution. 

Now start on a second batch, because this one will be gone before you know it, and you’ll just have a pile of cellophane bags that still need filling.  Seriously though, give your friends bags of this popcorn for Christmas this year, and they’ll never want anything else again. 

Hubby took a bunch of it into work for his coworkers to munch on.  Happy holidays, guys!  I hope you enjoyed it! 

What homemade gift do you like to give to your friends? 
 

Inspiration

and a bit of nothing in the house for breakfast.

I have long been a fan of spice cakes, and Taneasha's post (with lovely guest Elise Logan) totally reminded me of that. I also had no cereal or bread in the house this weekend. And grocery shopping on an empty (but caffeinated, always have coffee in the house) stomach is not a good idea. So, before I ventured forth to restock my pantry I needed some breakfast.

Cake!

What? If I'd made it in muffin tins, no one would even blink. But because I put it in a square pan and call it cake, it's no longer appropriate for breakfast?

Breakfast Cake

What you need:

• 3 eggs
• 1/2 c melted butter
• 1 orange
• 1/2 c sugar (or honey, totally doing it with honey next time)
• 1 tsp vanilla
• 1/2 c flour
• 1 c almond flour (aka finely ground almonds)
• 1/2 tsp baking soda
• 1/4 tsp salt
• 1 tsp cinnamon
• 1/2 tsp cardamom
• 1/4 tsp allspice

 

What you gotta do:

I suppose I should admit here that I was totally winging it with this one. Granted, I had recently bought some almond flour and had been researching recipes, but still, flying by the seat of my pyjamas on this one....

I did remember to preheat the oven to 350.

And to use some of the melted butter to butter an 8x8 square pan, and then also to butter the parchment that I lined the pan with. Didn't remember to take a pic to prove it though, so you'll just have to trust me. Trust me.

In a medium bowl, beat all 3 eggs with a fork. (Oh, um, I hadn't washed dishes either, so I was working with the bare minimum of tools). Beat in the melted butter and the sugar. And then add the zest from your orange. Yes, the whole orange.

In another bowl, combine the flours, spices, and salts (sodium bicarbonate is chemically a "salt").

At the last minute add the vanilla that you forgot to put in the ingredients pic to the egg bowl. Yes, there is yogurt in the pic, and no, I didn't use it. Changed my mind.

Now, dump the dry into the wet and mix with a fork.

And then dump it all into the pan.

I sprinkled mine liberally with cinnamon sugar. Perhaps a little too liberally...

I'm not convinced that an excess of cinnamon sugar is a bad thing, mind you.

Bake for 20 minutes.

When I poked it with a toothpick after 20 minutes, it was definitely done. But then the middle fell...

I'm not sure another 3-4 minutes would have made the difference in keeping the middle up though, because with only 1/2 cup of wheat flour, I was concerned about leavening anyway.

The batter definitely rose (likely mostly thanks to the eggs), but the lack of gluten may have made the structure a little flimsy at the points where it needed the most help.

Muffins might have been a better idea after all.

Sure tasted damn good. Amazingly moist too. Definitely need to try this one again.

Yay cake for breakfast!

What's your favourite questionable breakfast?