Three layers of square

These are some seriously exotic treats.

From that far away land called Canada.

Nanaimo is a small city (city, lol) on the south part of Vancouver Island. As a place, it's a bit of a crap hole. It's got a cute little downtown harbour, and backs onto a large temperate forest, but it's also got pulp mills. You do not want to ever wake up to that smell. A musician friend of mine from Nanaimo would always play a cover of "Dirty Old Town" by the Pogues while he was on the road because it reminded him of home.

Really, the only claim to fame of this odd little place is a dessert created by a woman who lived there. And it's become such a part of the food culture of Canada that these are ever present at holiday dinners. Every xmas spread has at least one plate of these. Thanksgiving too. Easter, even.

And everyone has their own special little variation. This is mine. It's the best one. Is too.

Nanaimo Bars

Layer 1

• 1/2 c butter
• 1/4 c sugar
• 1/3 c cocoa
• 1 egg
• 2 c graham cracker crumbs
• 1-1/2 c unsweetened coconut (I prefer shredded for the texture)
• 1 tsp vanilla

Layer 2

• 1/4 c butter (unsalted, has to be)
• 2-1/2 tbsp Bird's custard powder (more on that later)
• 3 tbsp cream
• 1 tsp vanilla
• 2 c icing sugar

Layer 3

• 4 oz bittersweet chocolate
• 1 tbsp butter

Yes, it's a lot of stuff, and a lot of layers, but each one has to spend time chilling in the fridge, so you can do them piecemeal, adding the next layer whenever you get a few minutes to spend on them. I suspect that's why they're such a holiday thing.

The base:

Melt the butter in a medium sized pot. Mix the sugar and cocoa together.

You don't have to do that; you could dump them in individually, but I find that the sugar crystals help to break up the clumps in the cocoa.

Whisk these together, and then break the egg into a small bowl, and whisk it. With the pot over low heat, whisk as you slowly pour the beaten egg into the cocoa mixture. Whisk, whisk, whisk.

You don't want to cook the egg, just get it to set, like in a custard. Keep whisking for a few minutes until it thickens. Beautiful, glossy, dark, chocolately stuff.

Once it looks like that, take it off the heat and dump in the crumbs, the coconut, and the vanilla. You'll need a spoon to stir this part. You'll also be able to find any chunks of graham cracker that didn't get busted up in the food processor.

It will be crumbly, but it will stick together in large clumps.

Press it into a 9x9 pan, buttered and lined with an overhang of parchment (you'll need that to help get them out). You want this part evenly distributed and well packed. Hands are the only way to do it.

Now, cover the pan and put it in the fridge.

Find something else to do for an hour.

Yes, an hour.

I'm sure you can find some means of entertaining yourself. I mean, it's not like you have to set a timer or anything, just make sure that it's firm before you spread on the next layer.

The filling:

It has to be unsalted butter (no salt, seriously) that is room temperature soft. Whip it up in a bowl for a few minutes.

Then add the cream, the vanilla, and the custard powder.

If you don't know what custard powder is, you will need to learn. I've seen recipes that say you can substitute vanilla pudding powder here, but you can't. No. You will have to go find some Bird's. It's in every grocery store I've ever been to in Canada, but if you can't find it in yours, you may have to look for an English import store. It is a UK thing, limey as limes, and it makes the tastiest non-Newtonian fluid around.

It also gives the middle it's characteristic soft buttery colour.

Add the 2 cups of icing sugar about 1/3 of a cup at a time, beating it well after every addition.

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At the end you want something firm enough to hold its shape, but soft enough to spread around.

All your base are covered in frosting.

And then back in the fridge it goes.

Seriously, you could take a week to make this and it wouldn't know the difference.

Once the middle is firm, usually only half an hour later, start the topping.

The chocolate:

Get a small pot of water up to a simmer and put the chocolate and butter into a small bowl. Bowl, meet pot. You, stir.

mmmm... chocolate.

Pour it onto the creamy filling and spread it around.

Fridge!

But only for about 15 minutes. For this one, you should set a timer. You want the chocolate set enough that you can cut it, but not hard enough that it will break when you try. My way of telling: you can touch it gently and not leave a fingerprint, but press on it and make one.

With a very thin sharp knife, cut it into squares. Wipe off the knife after each cut.

Yes, I just cut the contents of a 9x9 pan into 30 pieces. These things are rich and when they're small you can eat more of them.

Let them firm up completely before you try prying them out of the pan. The parchment helps.

Artfully arranged on a platter, or left in the pan with a fork for self-service, these things will disappear fast and everyone will complain that you're trying to kill them with rich delicious sweetness. Yes, the filling of these is basically half an inch of thick buttercream icing, but no one held you down and forced 7 of them into your mouth.

What's your favourite layered dessert?

square coconuts

Two times two = squares!

As Taneasha mentioned we're two and since she got to do the cake I figured I should come up with something representative of this, our most illustrious day.

Two posts in one? Nope, I'm more likely to split one post in two. A two-fer? That still sounds like two posts. Two twos...  well, that's two squared. I can square things.

Like coconuts.

Coconut Squares

• 2 eggs
• 2 c sugar
• 2 c coconut
• 2 halves of a teaspoon of vanilla
• two pinches of salt

(Actually, I only used 1-1/2 c of sugar, but the recipe I used as a starting point for these called for 2, and well, we're 2)

Preheat the oven to 350. Wow, we really are learning.

One bowl. Crack the two eggs into it. And beat them with a whisk. Don't worry about hurting them; they actually kinda like it.

Drop in the sugar, salt and vanilla, and give them a good mix.

Then the coconut. Okay, one bowl, but maybe a bigger one next time.

A whisk will not work any more. Time to move up to the wooden spoon (they still won't say ouch) and then spread it into a square pan that's been buttered and lined with parchment.

Bake them for about 30 minutes. I think. Pretty sure I started with 25 and they needed about 5 more...

A toothpick should come out clean when they're done. I really should write this stuff down. It's a good thing we take pictures of ingredients.

Cut them into 16 squares. That's two raised to the power of 2 twice. In case you were wondering how that applied to twos.

They will have a lovely meringue-like crust on the top (this is why we beat the eggs to within an inch of their lives) and be deliciously sweet and chewy and coconutty on the inside.

Almost like a coconut marshmallow.

They keep just fine in a container on the counter, and whatever you do, don't spread dolce de leche on top of them.

And omg do NOT use Taneasha's lime sugar. Lime? In your coconut?