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    Entries in the cake is a lie (10)

    Monday
    May132013

    Pear Mayhem!

    Oh, it's Mayhem alright.

    I bought a bag of pears a little while ago and they are delicious and just the right size for taking to lunch for afternoon snacks, but the trouble with a whole bag of pears is that they all ripen at the same time. And then you have a bag of super-ripe pears and way more afternoon snacks than one person can eat in three days.

    Fortunately, you also need something to take for breakfast. Or eat at home for breakfast. Or dessert. But really, this is more of a breakfast cake.

    Cake for breakfast! Mayhem!

    Oh, and once again, I'm winging it. Because, I laugh in the face of Mayhem!

    It laughed back at me.

    Pear Upside Down Cake

    • 3-4 pears
    • 1/4 cup melted butter
    • 1/2 cup brown sugar
    • 1/2 cup butter
    • 1/2 cup sugar
    • 2 eggs
    • 2 tsp ground ginger
    • 3/4 cup milk
    • 1 1/2 cups flour
    • 1 tsp baking powder
    • 1/2 tsp baking soda
    • 2 pears, grated

    Preheat the oven to 350 and bring all the ingredients to room temperature. 

    Butter and line an 8 inch square pan with parchment.

    Pour the melted butter into the pan, sprinkle over the sugar, and lay in the pears. If you plan on presenting this for some kind of fancy breakfast, you could arrange the pears artfully. Me, I wanted to use as many as possible, so I crammed 4 pears into the bottom of the pan.

    Cream the butter and sugar together, then add the eggs.

    If you ever get eggshell in your batter, the best thing to take it out is another eggshell.

    Beat in the eggs, and then the ginger and the milk.

    Mix in the dry ingredients. If you'd like to sift the baking powder and baking soda into the flour first, go right ahead, but this is a quick cake, and if you just give the dry stuff a bit of a stir as it sits on top of the wet before mixing the two together, that's just fine.

    If the pears you're grating in aren't super ripe and juicy, you may want to add anothe 1/4 cup of milk or pear juice. However, I recommend using ridiculously ripe pears.

    Pears seem to be classed as a "hard" fruit most of the time, treated much like apples are, but a nice ripe pear is not crisp like an apple is. A perfectly ripe pear will crush in your hand the same way a peach does.

    Mix in the pears and spread the batter over the sliced ones on the bottom of the pan.

    Hm. That's a really full pan.

    I however, am not anywhere near as smart as Taneasha, and I didn't put mine onto a baking sheet.

    Instead I popped the pan in the oven and set the timer for 40 minutes.

    10 minutes later, the cake started sending me smoke signals out of the vent. I opened the oven. And then I opened every window in my apartment and the front door.

    The sugar at the bottom of the pan had bubbled up and overflowed onto the bottom of the oven.

    I yanked the cake and put it on a sheet covered with parchment, then shoved it back into the oven.

    I had to vent the smoke every few minutes for the next 15 minutes, but eventually it cleared.

    I've been thinking for a while that I should clean the oven. I guess I really have to now.

    Um, okay, apparently rising was not an issue this time.

    Crap, I'm supposed to flip this thing upside down to let the pears out.

    A bread knife, horizontal, and that wacky peak is taken care of. This trick works well for levelling out the bottom half of a layer cake too.

    And since I don't have a square plate, or a round platter big enough for this thing, and since I need something to store it in, I flipped it into my 9 inch square Corningware pan.

    Nailed it.

    I'll just trim the edge off to make it fit.

    The taste of this is just fabulous. I know there's nothing in there but ginger, but that's the point. The ginger gives the soft cake a nice bite that perfectly offsets the smooth pear.

    And the caramel! Holy cow.

    I think next time I may add a bit of ginger to the sugar-butter mixture that makes up the caramel.

    What would you add ginger to?

     

    Tuesday
    Apr302013

    Chocoloaf

    For the next four months, I will have all kinds of time to cook. And I'll be making this again!

    I just got back from Recipe Guy's place and I came home to yet more snow. I knew I shouldn't have gotten on that airplane. But hey, at least I don't have calculus homework to do.

    I didn't come up with this recipe myself, I found it on Smitten Kitchen. I love her recipes, and the light in her kitchen. I did have to make a few adjustments to this one though. I decreased the sugar a bit because I know I'm going to cover this quick, easy cake with jam and whipped cream. I also had to make some adjustments to the leavening. Yes, I'm still having leavening issues. I managed to get it up this time though.

    Chocoloaf

    1/2 cup butter
    1 cup brown sugar
    2 eggs
    1 cup buttermilk
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1 1/2 cups flour
    3/4 cup cocoa
    1 teaspoon baking powder
    1/4 teaspoon salt

    As usual, preheat the oven to 325, and get everything warmed up to room temperature.

    Beat the butter and sugar together. If you think you can eat this without succumbing to the temptation of covering it with home made cherry jam, add half a cup of plain white sugar.

    Beat in the eggs and vanilla.

    And then the buttermilk. Beat everything well with an electric mixer. I would add "if you have one" to that sentence, but I think I'm the only person left on the planet who still mixes stuff by hand. When I'm not at Recipe Guy's house.

    Speaking of kitchen tools. Sifter. Apparently these things really do exist. I've always just used a sieve over a bowl, but this think is handy. And gives your hand a work out. Yay for popeye arms!

     

    Sift all the dry ingredients right into the bowl with the wet stuff.

    This is just about the easiest cake ever.

    Mix the dry stuff in gently with a spoon until it's all just combined. You'll have a lovely thick and fluffy batter.

    Spread it into a buttered and floured loaf pan.

    And bake at 325 for about an hour.

    Let it cool in the pan for about 10 minutes and then the rest of the way on a rack.

    I think the reason the desire to cover every slice with jam and whipped cream is because of the shape. But, it's just perfect for covering with jam and whipped cream.

    I'm thinking loaf is really the best shape for a cake.

    What's your favourite cake shape?