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    Entries in dirty dishes will be the death of me (28)

    Tuesday
    Apr102012

    Open Faced Pie In Your Face

    So, half way through studying for my fluid mechanics final, I realized I needed to write a blog post. And the only thing in my fridge is a jar of pickles, a bag of dried out baby carrots, and half a bottle of wine.

    I did however have three very ripe pears...

    Pear Tart

    (yup, that's all the intro you get; it's finals time)

    What you need:

    • 1/3 c butter
    • 1/3 c sugar
    • 2/3 c flour
    • 3 pears
    • 1 tbsp wine

    Okay, I thought I was being extremely clever with all of the threes until I realized I'd managed to lose my 1/3 cup measure. How the hell does someone lose a measuring cup?? And no, it's not buried somewhere in a stack of dirty dishes. I actually washed them all yesterday. :P

    What you gotta do:

    Preheat the oven to 400.

    Make sure your butter is very soft. Cream it with the sugar.

    If you wanted to do some fancy tricks with this, try a bit of lemon or lime zest in here. You could also replace up to half the butter with cream cheese if you have any. I didn't.

    I really hate measuring dry stuff in my liquid measure. Liquid measuring cups are made for liquids. No, I'm not just being fussy. They're designed to account for the surface tension of liquids and how it affects how we see and perceive the level in the cup.

    Mix in the flour until just combined. Your dough should be soft and sticky and you should need a bit of flour on your hands as you press it down onto the parchment.

    Mine was a bit too dry. I'd like to blame it on the cup, but I may end up having to cut the flour down to 1/2 cup. Try it that way. Let me know how it works.

    Peel and slice your pears. If you want to be all fancy with them, and try to segment the to get all the wedges the same size, that's your choice. Me, I'm okay with different sizes. It's "rustic". Yeah, rustic. We'll call it that.

    Toss the pear slices in a bowl with the wine, or lemon juice, or lime juice. Lemon juice on the pears and lemon zest in the crust would work nicely, I think. I didn't have lemon. I had booze.

    Pile the pears on the crust in as artful, or as "rustic" (not messy, rustic) a manner as you want or have patience for.

    Bake this at 400 for about 20 minutes. The crust will be nice and browned, the pears soft and juicy and just starting to brown a bit on top.

    Pull the parchment off the cookie sheet and onto a cooling rack. This giant pear covered cookie (really, that's kinda what it is) will be very soft. Let it cool to room temperature before you even think about cutting it.

    (do some calculus while you wait)

    If you don't have any cream to whip, a bit of thick vanilla yogurt works just fine.

    What's your favourite kind of pie?

     

    Friday
    Mar232012

    Eclairs, Because Chocolate Always Wins!

    Seeley asked me a few days ago what I was going to make for my post this week.  I said I might do a breakfast something, but with Hubby being out of town it could possibly be overruled by chocolate.  Well, chocolate won.  Really, when you’re home all alone, what’s better than spending a few hours in the kitchen followed by indulging in some serious chocolaty goodness?  On the downside, just about every dish in my house is dirty now, and I’m going to have to work my way through the huge pile that is climbing out of the sink before Hubby comes home tomorrow.  Forget about that for now, though, let’s just stick with the fun part. 

    Here’s what you’ll need for the pastry cream filling:

    1 cup milk
    ⅓ cup sugar
    ½ cup cream
    2 Tablespoons cornstarch
    1 Tablespoon flour
    2 egg yolks
    2 teaspoons vanilla
    2 Tablespoons butter

    In a smallish saucepan, combine the milk and sugar.  Stir them together and turn the heat on medium low. 

    In a separate dish, whisk together the cream, flour, and cornstarch.  It will be kind of thick and pasty. 

    Add the egg yolks and whisk to combine. 

    When your milk comes just about to a simmer, add a little bit at a time to the egg mixture, whisking as you go. 

    When you’ve added ½ cup or so, go ahead and pour the whole thing back into the pan. 

    For this part you need to stir constantly switching between a whisk and a spatula to scrape the sides and bottom.  It will thicken fairly quickly. 

    When it does, pour it through a mesh strainer into a bowl. 

    Use your spatula to gently push it through. 

    Now is where you add your butter and vanilla.  I used a teaspoon each of vanilla bean paste and vanilla extract. 

    See the little seeds?  I like the way they look, but I prefer the flavor of the Mexican vanilla extract, so I use them both. 

    Cover the custard with plastic wrap, placing it directly on the surface, then cool and refrigerate for a few hours or overnight. 

    Next comes the pate a choux.  It’s pronounced like pot a shoe… basically it sounds like a sneeze.  I don’t speak French, so I have no idea what it actually means and I’m not going to bother looking it up.  In my world it means the pastry used to make éclairs and cream puffs.

    Here’s what you’ll need for the pate a choux (bless you!):

    ½ cup butter , unsalted – otherwise omit salt
    1 cup water
    1 teaspoon sugar
    ½ teaspoon salt
    1 ¼ cups flour
    4 eggs, at room temperature

    Combine the water, butter, sugar, and salt in a pan over medium heat. 

    Bring that to a boil and pour in the flour.

    Stir with a wooden spoon until it comes together into a ball and pulls away from the sides of the pan. 

    Remove it from the heat and dump it into a bowl.  I’m using my stand mixer, but if you have Popeye arms like Seeley, you can definitely just do it with a wooden spoon. 

    Allow it to cool for about 10 minutes, stirring, well smooshing might be a better word, every so often.  Add the eggs one at a time.  At first, it’s going to turn into a slimy, curdled, mess.

    Keep stirring.  It will eventually come together. 

    When the egg is completely incorporated, add the next one.  You’ll have to go through this process with all four eggs.  Eventually you should end up with something that looks like this. 

    Scoop it into a piping bag with a very large round tip.  You can even just cut the end off of the bag and not use a tip if you don’t have one big enough. 

    If you haven’t preheated your oven yet, now’s probably a good time.  Turn it to 425°.  I like little éclairs, so I piped lines about the size of a finger.  I also made little round piles which will be used for making cream puffs.  After this one, I also did a pan of larger ones.  Do whatever size you want, but keep in mind they’ll double in size.

    I know, they’re a mess.  Don’t worry, just wet your fingertip and press down all the little points. 

    See?  Much better.

    Now into the oven.  425° for 10 minutes, then reduce the temperature to 350°.  Don’t open the oven door.  There’s magic happening in there. 

    Cook them for another 25 – 35 minutes, depending on what size you made.  When they’re ready, they’ll be a nice golden brown.

    Turn off the oven and prop the door open with a wooden spoon. 

    Leave them in there for 30 minutes.  This is important to allow them to dry out so you don’t have collapsed, soggy éclairs.  After the 30 minutes, remove them to a cooling rack to cool completely. 

    Now it’s back to the filling.  Whip ¼ cup heavy cream until you have stiff peaks.  (am I the only one who still cracks up at that phrase?)

    Pull your custard out of the fridge and mix it until it’s nice and smooth.  Dollop on half of the whipped cream. 

    Gently fold it into the custard.  Down through the middle with your spatula, then up the side and over the top. 

    Follow it with the other half, and continue folding until it's completely incorporated.  Scoop it into a pastry bag fitted with a more medium sized tip this time. 

    Insert the tip into the end of each éclair. 

    Squeeze the bag gently.  You’ll be able to feel as the cavity fills with pastry cream. 

    For cream puffs, the tops are usually cut off. 

    Fill that cavity with pastry cream, and put its hat back on. 

    I decided to fill some of them with chocolate mousse.  I made about a quarter of this recipe, minus the add-ins, and put it into a pastry bag. 

    Then just fill like you did with the cream. 

    If you don’t want to use chocolate mousse, you’ll need to double the pastry cream recipe to have enough to fill all the éclairs.  When they’re all filled, place them into the fridge to wait while you make the ganache.  Place 1 ½ cups chopped chocolate or chocolate chips in a bowl.  I used milk chocolate.  Bring ½ cup heavy cream to a simmer and pour it over the top. 

    Allow it to sit for 2 minutes, then whisk until it turns into a smooth, creamy consistency.  Take you éclairs back out of the fridge. 

    See?  I told you I made bigger ones too.  Now take each one and dip the top side into the ganache.  Obviously you can’t do that with the cream puffs, or the tops will fall off. 

    Allow the excess to drip off, then turn it back upright.

    Then just place it back onto the pan.

    What do you mean there’s one missing in the back corner?  Well, someone had to check and make sure they were alright… didn’t they?  Oh, they’re more than alright.  Perfectly tender shell filled with the most amazing pastry cream and topped with fudgy chocolate ganache. 

    Mmmmm… creamy chocolaty goodness.  I’ll excuse you while you wipe the drool away. 

    *If you're not going to eat these within 24 hours of making them, freeze them immediately and then just allow them to thaw at room temperature for 2-3 hours before you want to eat them. 

    So what’s your favorite thing to make when you’re lonely?

       

     

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