How to Impress a Southern Boy
Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 3:00AM | Seeley deBorn Show him your biscuits!
I love biscuits. They’re deceptively simple and infinitely variable. And for some reason they really seem to impress people. As if they’re some kind of fancy or something. Really, they’re not. Yes, it is nice to have freshly baked warm biscuits on the table at any time of day, but the ingredients are basic, and the process is simple.
To me they will always bring back memories of being flat broke, which is quite apropros to the origin of this dish; it gained popularity shortly after the stock market crashed about a hundred years ago. Recipe Guy’s grandma learned to make them from her mom, who was feeding a family of 6 on less than half an income. I learned how to make them when I cooking with Food Bank ingredients. Every week, I got flour, margarine, and powdered milk. Every week, I made biscuits and ate them for breakfast with jam, for lunch with peanut butter, and for dinner with soup.
Had I known back then that I could make a cream gravy with those same three ingredients, I’d have been eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Because for all that it really is cheap Depression-era food, it’s freaking tasty!
Especially when you can dress them up a bit. Like with sharp cheddar in the biscuits and Argentinian beef sausage seasoned with garlic and chives in the gravy...
Biscuits and Gravy, Northern Style
What you need:
Biscuits:
- ½ c whipping cream
- ½ c milk
- 1 tbsp lemon juice
- ½ c butter
- 2 c flour
- 4 tsp baking powder
- ½ tsp salt
- ½ c grated sharp cheddar (optional)
Gravy
- 1 large sausage
- 1 tbsp butter and/or bacon fat and/or sausage drippings
- 1 tbsp flour
- 1 c milk
- salt
- black pepper
What you gotta do:
Let’s start with the biscuits. In your measuring cup, mix the cream, milk, and the lemon juice and let it sit for a few minutes.
I did this because I couldn’t find a smallish container of buttermilk. So yes, you can just use a cup of buttermilk here instead.
Chop the butter into chunks in a large bowl. For once, I’m not going to tell you to have all of your ingredients at room temperature. Biscuits are more like pastry and pastry is best made with cold butter.
Add the flour, baking powder and salt to the big bowl.
With a pastry cutter, or a couple forks, cut the butter and flour together. You can’t do this with warm butter, you end up “creaming” them like you would with sugar and butter for cookies and that’s not the effect we’re going for here.
What you’re making are tiny chunks of butter covered in flour.
When you’ve got a nice mixture with a texture kinda like damp sand, make a well in the middle with a spoon and pour in your lemony cream.
You’re not going to actually taste the lemon in this. That’s not what it’s there for. It’s there to make the cream even more acidic than it already is. The higher acidity will cause more of a reaction with the baking powder (which is alkaline) and you’ll get lighter, fluffier biscuits.
Mix the cream into the buttery flour until it’s just combined.
Turn it out onto a floury counter. Do Not Knead The Dough.
I know it’s tempting, but the last thing you want to do to this stuff is stretch it. Stretching forms gluten and gluten is not flakey. Pat it down into a shape as closely resembling a square or rectangle as you can, then roll it a little flatter. Flour it, fold it into thirds and roll it into a rectangle.
Since I only needed to feed two people and since biscuits are always better freshly baked, I split the dough in half and froze some for later… (I totally promise to show you what I did with it)
Roll out the half you’re keeping into a rectangle. You can flour, fold and roll again if you want. The more you do this, the more layers you’ll have in your biscuits and the flakier they’ll be. But once will do, if that’s all you feel like.
Spread half your grated cheese over the middle, fold one third in. Spread the other half of your grated cheese on top of the folded part. Fold in the other third.
Roll the cheesey foldey dough into a rectangle and cut it into 8 pieces.
Bake these at 400 for about 12 minutes until they’re nicely golden and the cheese is melty.
If you decide to stop here and just eat cheese biscuits, I will totally understand.
But really, it’s only a few more steps to make the gravy. And you can even do it while the biscuits cook.
Remove the casing from the sausage and break it up into a hot pan.
Fry it until it’s golden then remove it from the pan to drain on paper towels.
Depending on how fatty the sausage was, you may or may not need to add bacon fat, but I recommend a little at least, just for the extra flavour.
Add the flour and pepper, and sautee them in the fat for a few minutes.
Slowly pour in the milk, stirring as you go.
Don’t worry if it gets all clumpy,
just add a bit more milk and keep stirring.
You can use a whisk to break up any clumps or a soft spatula to mash them.
Just keep stirring and adding milk,and maybe a little more pepper,
and eventually you will have a lovely smooth, happy gravy.
Add the sausage to the gravy to make it even happier.
Put a couple of the cheesey biscuits onto a plate and smother them with gravy.
Um, I need to go make more now.
What did your family make during the depression?
Reader Comments (3)
Wow, they look fantastic. I have never eaten gravy over scones (you know, I can't think of them as "biscuits" because "biscuit" is what we call a cookie!). This looks like THE BUSINESS for a wintry Sunday's lunch or a casual supper. Yummo.
I'm not sure I know any family depression-era recipes, but I do know my Mum used to make bubble-and-squeak the day before shopping day. Apparently that dish has had a revival - I have recently seen it offered in a nice restaurant!
Charlotte, I'm sure you could serve them at anytime of day, but they are traditionally served for breakfast here. I haven't made biscuits and gravy since before I left Utah, so I could really go for some now. I'll just have to see what I can do about that.
And as for the scone thing... I'm from Utah, where a scone, is a type of fry bread. If you say scone, in utah, people natrually assume you mean a fried piece of dough, slathered in honey butter. In fact, a lot of people there are unaware that any other kind of scone even exists. The ones that do, were most likely enlighted by Starbucks.
@Seeley - we'll just have to agree to disagree on how biscuits are made. ;) Your pictures are making me really hungry right now, though.
Mine are pretty similar to the Homesick Texan's but this leaves me totally wondering how you make biscuits.
Especially since you call doughnuts "scones".
:p
(My Texan isn't homesick at all thankyouverymuch)