Un-Corned Beef and Cabbage

Ok, so I know the traditional dish for St. Patrick’s Day is corned beef and cabbage, but I don’t actually like corned beef, so I just use a plain brisket.  That being said, you can certainly follow this same recipe using a brisket that has been corned if you prefer.

Here’s what you’ll need:

Brisket, about 3 lbs.
3 medium onions
2 pounds of potatoes
5 cloves of garlic
2 carrots
1 head of cabbage
3 teaspoons sea salt
1 teaspoon pepper
Parsley
Water

Since this recipe calls for a fair amount of salt, I really recommend getting something decent.  It doesn’t have to be extravagant, but I’d definitely stay away from the stuff in a blue cylinder that you can get for like a buck.  Now, sprinkle 1 teaspoon of said salt on one side of your brisket. 

I know, it sounds like a lot, but this is going to end up being a big pot of food by the time we’re done.  Heat your pan to medium high and add 2 Tablespoons of vegetable oil.  I’m using an electric skillet (I seriously love this thing) but you can certainly do this on top of the stove in a large pot.  When the pan is hot, carefully place the brisket, salt side down.  Sprinkle another teaspoon of salt over what is now the top.  It’s ok if you see a little smoke, you want a good sear.  It’ll probably take only a minute or two.  You’ll know it’s ready when it lets go of the pan, and you can easily turn it.  It should be nice and brown along with the flavor residue that’s forming in the pan. 

When the second side is nice and seared as well, add enough water to the pan to come about half way up the side of the roast.  Make sure you lift the roast a bit to allow the water to go underneath it.  See how it’s already a bit brown?  That’s flavor baby! 

Forgive me if I’m slightly giddy.  I’m getting ready to fly home to see my mommy!  And the rest of my family and friends in Utah for the first time since I left 10 months ago, and I’m super excited!  Anyway, once the water is in, add 2 of the onions, the garlic, and pepper.  I like a large dice on the onion and I just threw the garlic cloves in whole.  They’re going to cook long enough they’ll just basically fall apart. 

Now, cover the brisket and leave it to cook on medium low heat for about 2 ½ hours.  Just check on it every 30 minutes or so to make sure there’s still water in the pan.  When the time is up, remove the roast from the pan.  It won’t be falling apart tender yet, which is ok because it’s still going to cook some more. 

Cover it and allow it to cool while you cut up everything else.  After it’s had a good 20 minutes or so to rest, cut it into bite size-ish pieces.  To make sure they’re as tender as possible, first cut the brisket into strips in the direction of the grain. 

Next, slice each of those strips into half inch pieces, this time you’ll be going across the grain.

Throw the pieces of meat back onto the cooking liquid. 

Add the third onion.

The diced potato.  I used yukon golds, so I just left the skin on.

And on top, goes the cabbage.  I know, it’s piled up, but it will cook down.   

Sprinkle on the last teaspoon of salt and put on the lid.  With the heat on medium low, just walk away for 20 minutes.  Don’t stir, don’t peak, just leave it alone.  After 20 minutes, remove the lid. 

Look at that, the cabbage is already wilted.  Now stir everything together and add the carrots.  Put the lid back on and leave it for another 20 minutes. 

During that time, chop up some parsley.  When the 20 minutes is up, stir again.  Turn off the heat, sprinkle over the parsley, put the lid on and leave it for 10 more minutes. 

I know corned beef and cabbage is usually served with everything separate, but I kind of like it just all piled in a bowl with a nice pool of that delicious cooking liquid. 

By now the brisket will melt in your mouth, the potatoes are nice and soft, the carrots perfectly tender, and the cabbage sweet and delicious.  You are going to be blown away by what an amazing meal you’ve made, and in one pot, no less. 

What are your St. Patrick’s Day traditions?

Dinner Rolls

Dinner rolls.  They couldn’t really have a more mundane name, but in reality, they are anything but.  There aren’t many things in life better than a fresh, hot, roll.  You can spread butter on them, or eat them with soup, or pile on some of your fresh baked Easter ham to make fabulous little sammiches.  I grew up eating my mom’s homemade rolls.  They were always the best, and we all loved them.  She usually makes potato rolls, though, which call for things like mashed potato and scalded milk.  Well, I’m way too lazy for that, so here is my simplified version. 

Here’s what you’ll need:

• 1 ½ cup warm water
• 1 Tablespoon sugar
• 1 pkg yeast
• 3 ½ cups flour
• ½ teaspoon salt
• 3 Tablespoons butter

Place the sugar in your mixing bowl and pour over the water.  The temperature of the water should be about like a nice warm bath would be. 

Swirl that around to dissolve the sugar, and then sprinkle on the yeast. 

Walk away for 5 – 10 minutes, or until you start to see active signs of life.

Add 2 cups of flour to the water. 

Mix that until it just comes together.

Add the butter, and mix for about a minute or so. 

Add the remaining flour, as well as the salt, and switch to the dough hook. (if you’re using a stand mixer) If you’re not using a stand mixer, work the flour in as best you can with a wooden spoon, and then switch to kneading by hand.  If you are using a mixer, allow it to knead the dough on medium low speed for 5 minutes or so. 

While that’s doing its thing, go ahead and butter a large bowl. 

If you happen to have a butter wrapper on hand, it is the easiest way to do that.  My friend Elise just passed on a little tip.  She says you can stack them in the freezer, and then just pull them out when you need them.  That’s a great tip, but with my brain, I’m likely to remember it just after I’ve dropped the butter wrapper in the trash. 

At this point your dough should be nice and smooth, but still a bit sticky. 

Flour your hands, and then move it to the bowl, flipping it over so that both sides have butter on them. 

Cover that with a damp kitchen towel and leave it to rise. 

Depending on the temperature of your house, it will probably need somewhere between 45 and 90 minutes.  Most likely, it’ll take about an hour.  You want it to basically double in size. 

Dump the dough out onto a floured surface and poke it with your knuckles to get rid of the largest bubbles. 

Divide the dough in half and set one piece aside. 

Cut the half you’re working with into 9 equal-ish pieces. 

Flatten each piece into a disc shape. 

Then fold all the edges into the center to form something resembling a ball. 

Put it down on the work surface, place your hand loosely over the top like a cage, and move it in small circles.  This will pull everything tight and make a nice ball. 

Place the ball into the prepared pan and repeat with the rest of the dough pieces. 

If you need more than 9 rolls now, go ahead and do the same with the other half.  Personally, I’d prefer to save them for another night to save me some time.  In that case, roll them into balls the same as you did the others, but place them with a bit of space between them on a floured, parchment lined, sheet pan, then pop that into the freezer for a few hours.  When they’re frozen solid, go ahead and drop them into a freezer bag.  Then when you’re ready, go ahead and continue from this point.  Just remember it will take a bit longer because they have to thaw before they’ll rise. 

Allow the rolls to rise until they’re nice and puffy.  Probably another hour or so.  When they’re getting close to that size, go ahead and preheat the oven to 350°.  

When they’re ready, bake them for about 25 minutes.  They should be nice and golden on top and if you tap on them, they’ll sound hollow. 

Remove them from the pan immediately.  If you want them to be pretty, brush them with a little butter, and they’ll be shiny and gorgeous.

They really do need a better name.  Look at that beauty! 

What’s your favorite thing to do with a roll?